The World's Most Heinous Couch (tm)
And introducing...
Craig Stark, The World's Grumpiest Grad Student (tm)
Fresh back from its tour of the former Soviet Union, The World's Most Heinous Couch (tm) now resides at Carnegie Mellon University, Baker Hall, room 434. Craig Stark, pictured above, remarks, "It's as ugly as Hell, but it'll do for a nap." Having struck hard times, the couch was found by Craig and his officemate Steve in a gutter in Shadyside. Taking pity on it, the two transported it to their office, where it now lives in veritable splendor, and where it hopes to wile away the rest of its natural days.